Friday, August 22, 2008

a tongue in cheek guide to fashion blogger posing.

"A ongue in cheek guide to fashion blogger poses?" I hear you gasp? I know, i know, don't mention it.

Taking some snaps of my new outfits was on the agenda and i thought this could be a fun spin on things. Because you know, you need to know these moves in order to forge ahead in life.

Be sure to mention your knowledge of these moves in your college application, because they're not after evidence of extra curricular activities these days, it's all about the strength of your fashion blogger pose. Still don't believe me? Just look to Napoleon Dynamite; he knows the importance of some solid moves.

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new items listed: oversized blazer, white tee, print skirt.
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aa acid wash tee, floral playsuit, mens leather shoes.
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black body con lace dress.
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pale yellow knit cardigan.
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baggy lace top worn with old high waist skirt.

discalimer: just to clarify, i love my fellow fashion bloggers, this is no piss take, just a satirical guide.

37 comments:

  1. haha! so funny. i love the "just seeing your shoes for the first time" pose.

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  2. I love this, haha! My boyfriend always gets annoyed when he sees picture of people looking at their feet, so although I love the "just seeing your shoes for the first time" pose, I don't think he would!

    My fave are the silly faces, I am a master of those.

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  3. I'm so guilty!
    & i love the dress in the third group of photos

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  4. I've done everything but the teapot!

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  5. hahaha you are fabulous!

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  6. haha ill have to try some.

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  7. Anonymous7:51 am BST

    U are exactly on the mark! Haha

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  8. FAVOURITE POST EVER!

    ever, ever.

    haha

    i *adore* you.

    xxx

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  9. haha so funnyyy! my boyfriend is always imitating them, i sometimes think it's a bit weird too haha!

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  10. haha! they're are fabulous!

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  11. Haha so amusing.I love the outfits - all.

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  12. Hahahahaha-------
    So very true. Besides this, I love your outfits, particularly the first. You have a great style and lovely hair!

    young-shields x

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  13. i am defo a silly category poser. maybe with the intention of communicatng 'hey i'm not a real model and i dont take myself too seriously'. tend to use messy kitchen as 'slice of real life background'. sometimes my kids make guest apperances as they get the fashion treatment each day too. love your blog and your irreverant, unique approach and the humpty trousers XX HOME GIRL

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  14. bahaha, SHOE REALIZATION!!!! is my favorite.

    x
    allison

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  15. so very tired is so very funny hahahhahahahaaa

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  16. haha this is so true and very funny! Love your outfits though, cute shoes and socks and that floral mini is rather fab. Wouldn't mind the floral romper either!

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  17. Anonymous9:10 pm BST

    catch your breath....but like only in a 'suitable for the pages of paris vogue way,ok?'

    ahhh when you do outfit posts, they're the stuff of legend!!



    p.s. grey gym socks? like, major.

    xx

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  18. Anonymous11:56 pm BST

    Tea pot - the flower dress
    So very tired - the lace dress... love those outfits,and be silly is my fav pose...haha!!

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  19. Haha I love this!
    Last outfit is gorgeous too

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  20. Anonymous12:42 pm BST

    hilarity!!
    x
    p.s loveloveLOVE the body con lace dress

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  21. Great outfits. Your style is quirky and not boring at all, which I love.

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  22. Ha, I loved loved this post so much!

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  23. Anonymous10:54 pm BST

    haha i love this post! i always adore your style, i wish i had such ease with my clothes. i'd love to see more of your outfits! and you make me so sad that i never bought those office shoes :(

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  24. Anonymous10:54 pm BST

    haha i love this post! i always adore your style, i wish i had such ease with my clothes. i'd love to see more of your outfits! and you make me so sad that i never bought those office shoes :(

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  25. This is hilarious! And so true - these are the poses i noticed bloggers use when posting photos of outfits.

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  26. I love this post! GREAT blog <3

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  27. I just stumbled across your blog while searching for things on Isabel Marant, and I love this post. I was particularly fond of 'the hunch' aka 'i may have just soiled myself...'. Genius! While I've tried almost all of them, I usually end up looking like a total tool. Must. Try. Harder. Ha.

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  28. You're a very funny little lady.

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  29. This is so funny! I love it!

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  30. Anonymous9:48 pm GMT

    Haha, I love this. The sitting down pics are the best, and I like 'The Hunch'. Very amusing and helpful :)

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  31. Anonymous12:17 pm BST

    Hahah this is one AWESOME post! :) love it

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  32. Did you create all that outfits? They are all amazing. I think your hands are too crafty. I love all your designs. Where can I get those?

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  33. You're fashionable even on your tired pose. Love it! ~~ Wall Mirrors

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