Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Dear Diary,
So the last month has gone very well indeed.

Thank god I hired that stylist when I did, I think everyone has forgotten about those shitty wardrobe malfunctions from last month..

I'm really giving Victoria Beckham a run for her money, and whats more, this style icon shit is so easy, you just have to hang out with Karl and the rest is history. He even invited me to his Dinner Party last friday, and I got papped with him and Gary Pugh. My agent told me I did really well being seen with those two... Apparently Perez has been posting about me more than usual too, score!

I've made lots of new friends, after sharing sex tips with Marc Jacob's BF, we hung out on the front rows of all the Paris shows together, and guess who else was on the front row at Chloe? Chloe Sevigny! She's so quirky; I think this gives me major cred. And that chick out of the Harry Potter movies is hot shit in Paris, so we swapped phone numbers afterwards, too.



Sharon Osbourne called me a has-been. All I have to say is; she's sitting next to Kylie's sister and some irish guy everyweek, and I'm hanging out with Mario Testino and Kanye West, so you do the math, bitch!

More later, about to have my wax,
Courtney.

19 comments:

  1. haha this is really cool! Great post :) you made me laugh a lot!

    love when you said, oops I mean, Courtney said ;)
    "I'm hanging out with Mario Testino and Kanye West, so you do the math, bitch!
    "

    hahaha

    Luv
    Su

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  2. This is so funny
    I don't really like how courtney is now everywhere
    I think if she had slowly lowered herself into the fashion world it may have worked better on me
    she is looking very good though

    p.s I'm sorry I had no time to do that survey for you, I planned to do it yesterday moring but I haven't been very well this week.

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  3. haha, her weight yo-yo's so much. hopefully she can stay healthy, and not become a spazz again!

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  4. Haha, funny post. I'm looking forward to see the Courtney Love's 'fashion' line. I won't settle for anything less than the kinder-whore look..

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  5. Hahahha GREAT post. This is brilliant, seriously. Super smart and original idea ; trust YOU to come up with extraordinary ideas :)

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  6. This is so funny, but soooo true!

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  7. Anonymous10:14 pm BST

    haha!!! yeah sharon you do the maths, hanging out with louis Walsh and hearing people singing like they're underwater every saturday night or hangingout with Mario testino and Kanye west, mmm...I know which one I'll choose. This is hilarious, I think courteny is looking much better though, maybe some new fashion friends are doing her some good.

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  8. Anonymous10:31 pm BST

    dear oh dear!! I just tuned into bbc2 to watch Graham Nortons show and guess who on... its Courteny and Louis walsh, what a coincidence heh.

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  9. if u listen to russell brand,she sort of high-jacked last week's show for the last 20mins; listeners had to endure lots of lovely prattle about 'bumming' in a bad british accent. WITH sound effects! classy, non?
    xoxo

    p.s. she looks fabulous, but u just no she cant keep this up! this aint the courtney we no and love- just wait for the fireworks...

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  10. this post was so so great! you really dig deep into the character.. love it indeed!!!...
    molly*

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  11. hahah...i love it...so funny...i didnt realize that she actually is honestly EVERYWHERE...;P

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  12. she won't stay that way for long, you know how she is.

    Get of the crack Courntey!!

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  13. Ahahahahahahahahahahaha...
    Very good!!! I heard they paid her to apppear, but i can't believe that is true...ahahahahahahaha
    Kissesssssssssssssssssss

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  14. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! you made me laugh so hard. hope your wax goes well. ;-)

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  15. OMG! That was so cruel, but funny. Like, so Perez.

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  16. i just read the september interview profile of her in US Bazaar - i have to say she seemed incredibly honest about her fake Chanel mixup

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  17. Anonymous9:31 am BST

    hahahaha that was an excellent post!

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  18. very funny! thanks for the laugh!

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  19. Very funny.
    However, Courtny is looking a lot better. Her spread in US Harpers Bazaar was beautiful and it was refreshing to see her looking chic. I saw her somewhere else ad she looked a bit like a younger version of Madonna- beautiful. I hope she sticks with that look from Bazaar!!!

    www.style-scribe.blogspot.com

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